It would be really cool if he had been in a fight or taken a puck to the eye or something, huh.
Or, like, if we were in a boxing class together and I had mastered my left hook?
Or, y'know, if he saved a little ol' lady from getting hit... by a baseball.... by throwing his FACE in front of it??? (Ok, maybe that one wouldn't be so much cool, as stupid.)
Well, it was none of these.
No. Just a little cancer-removal surgery, that's all.
Darn basal cell carcinoma.
